#Selfie

But first let me take a selfie, Chainsmokers #Selfie

Front cameras are one of the ground breaking achievement that mankind had created. After the creation of front cameras, selfies tag along! 

According to touchcatalog.com, these are the steps to take perfect selfies

 

PERFECT SELFIE STEPS

Have you ever wondered why your selfies gone wrong ? Or why they looked so hideous and just ew, weirdo. Perhaps you’ve asked yourself on why others’ selfies looks so flawless and pretty nice whereas yours looks like you just had a tornado day. Very well, let me answer your questions. It all depends on your selfie techniques. Some people born with pretty face can take selfies without even needing these steps because oh well,what do you expect from them ? But as of for us with the so-called ‘unique’ faces, we need those techniques. Curious? Nah-ah ! Follow these simple steps ! Let’s get started !

1. CAMERA

If taking a headshot, you should not use the front camera on your phone. Sure, you’ll be able to SEE what your doing, but your picture will come out grainy. It will be much better quality if you just flip your phone around and take it with the back camera.

p/s: Iphone's front camera is superb though you don't need to flip either way round !

If taking a #MirrorSelfie, either camera is fine. We don’t need details. We just need the general idea of your blinky outfit. #OOTD

2. LIGHTING

Natural lighting is obviously the best. Most people take advantage of this in their cars. I think cars are perfect selfie studios- You can use your back camera, still see what picture you are taking in the rearview mirror (you don’t need that for driving), and get natural lighting. Meant to be.

If you are in a room with not so good lighting, you can take a lamp and put it right in front of your face for better lighting.If you feel like being some kind of photoshoot model,just let a fan or a hairdryer blow yopur hair to make it looks like a bit...windy. Er..dramatic,aight?

Just don’t let anyone living with you catch you, psycho.

Whew. Okay so now that we have camera and lighting down, its time to…

3. SNAP AWAY

Okay, girls and boys. This is the part where you take fifty to ninety five pictures. Every five photos or so, let go of your breath and check your progress so far. Troublesome, right? I feel you :( Keep snapping. After a half hour of that, it’s time to analyze these photos. Delete all of the ugly ones. You should be left with about four now. Six on a good day.

This is the hardest part. Choosing which picture you upload for all your insta/twitter/facebook to see. This is the difference between ten and fifty likes, people. If you’re not a real person online, then you’re not a person in real life! It’s do or die.

After spending a disgustingly large amount of time trying to figure out which one out of the five strikingly similar photos to upload, its time to choose your…

4. FILTER

Nothing is worse then those girls who post selfies where all you see is two beady eyes and an outline of a mouth. Where the fish did your nose go?! Or your cheekbones?! Do you have any other face?? Everyone looks attractive when you literally take away their whole face and only leave blurry eyes and mouth…

Stop over-filtering. #WashedOutSelfie. Half of your face is blurred out in every single picture!! *insert crying smiling emoji* #PetPeeve

We all know what you’re doing. All we need to do is go to tagged pictures to see what you really look like… #NotLikeThat #Eeowwww

On another note, I don’t know why I care so much about your selfies but I do.

So pick your filter and then pick your…

5. HASHTAGS

The only person who is allowed to post Instagram/Twitter/whatever selfies with no hashtags is #BEYONCE. Because she can generate followers in other ways like real talent.

But if you have no talent, you’re pretty boring in terms of worldly contribution, and have no sense of humor- can you at least for the love of god use HASHTAGS. There will be no other way for you to generate follower’s unless you appropriately hash tag your pictures. Nothing is more sad then under a hundred social media followers #AmIRight #GirlsBeLike #SelfieNation #NoFilter #NaturalBeauty

Any of the above are fine. Unless you’re trying to advertise the type of makeup/clothes you’re wearing because you’re insta famous. Then hashtag the specific brands, duh.

Finally, you made it. It literally took you all day to prepare this picture. Now cross your fingers that the likes will go into double digits, or else you might as well deactivate your account, my friend.